Reasons To Be (Almost) Cheerful …

… before our house is crushed by falling trees Monday (you heard it here first — reverse jinx, right?).

  1.  Because there’s much fewer newspapers and printed matter in general, there’s notably less litter blowing around in the streets.
  2. The drought is also good for green and hot peppers as swell as tomatoes.
  3. I know the exact temperature to kill all germs: 275 degrees F.
  4. I’ve lost enough weight I can drink a little rose bubbly and not trigger a gout flare-up.

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